You may remember the last Michael McLaughlin (yes, that is his real last name) video we featured about the life and times of a bum genius. Well, Mr. McLaughlin is back with a new video about how to stand up to a bully. He opines about his work below: Being bullied by someone? Well fear not! Here is a video with instructions on EXACTLY what to say to a person who has you cornered, and smiles as he sees the fear well up in you. Well, not really. Chances are, if you're cornered in some alleyway, being physically threatened by someone who's larger than you are, then saying any of these things to him at this particular juncture will probably increase your chances of hospitalization. No, this is more of a song/video to remind people of the PROFILE of such a person. One of the worst things about being bullied is the blow to your self-esteem. Somehow or other, aside from the hopelessness and powerlessness you may feel, there's an underlying feeling that you really ARE inferior. So, this video attempts to remind you of how powerless and hopeless bullies THEMSELVES actually feel. Everyone in the video is speaking TO the bully. I mean, if you didn't before, don't you feel sorry for him now? What a horrible past he has! He NEEDS to pound on you to make himself feel better. So just LET him feel good about himself. Say nothing. Just THINK about this song while he's bloodying your nose! Being bullied by someone? Well fear not! Here is a video with instructions on EXACTLY what to say to a person who has you cornered, and smiles as he sees the fear well up in you. Well, not really. Chances are, if you're cornered in some alleyway, being physically threatened by someone who's larger than you are, then saying any of these things to him at this particular juncture will probably increase your chances of hospitalization. No, this is more of a song/video to remind people of the PROFILE of such a person. One of the worst things about being bullied is the blow to your self-esteem. Somehow or other, aside from the hopelessness and powerlessness you may feel, there's an underlying feeling that you really ARE inferior. So, this video attempts to remind you of how powerless and hopeless bullies THEMSELVES actually feel. Everyone in the video is speaking TO the bully. I mean, if you didn't before, don't you feel sorry for him now? What a horrible past he has! He NEEDS to pound on you to make himself feel better. So just LET him feel good about himself. Say nothing. Just THINK about this song while he's bloodying your nose! Editor’s note: You could also think about how a scene of the blood bath would be perfect in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Whatever floats your boat, really. By Michael McLaughlin |
Posted: 18 Oct 2011 04:27 PM PDT Samuel L. Jackson is the quintessential badass actor. If you need a guy to shoot someone in the face, yelling obscenities the whole time, or a guy that just LOOKS like he could do all of those things while quoting Bible verses at you in a smooth R & B voice, Samuel L.'s your man.  He's not really a guy who likes to mess around. 10. Mr. Glass, Unbreakable  It's the obligatory cross poster stare off, but even that's messed up.  He can't even pull off a non stupid looking hairstyle.  For most of the movie, he gave sage advice to Bruce Willis about how to be a superhero, and then at the end of the film, plot twists happen. We'd expect nothing less from a Shyamalan film–that Mr. Glass was actually a supervillain the WHOLE TIME. Such a shame really, that they paired these two talented actors in such a horrid movie.  We will remember the good times.  Believe it or not, this movie is NOT a porno.  To be fair though, a lot of things Clint does are terrifying.  It would not go well for you.  Are you sure this isn't a porno, because, wow.  8. Abel Turner, Lakeview Terrace  Ahahaha, reverse racism, that's hilarious! That must have been what moviemakers thought when they pitched this movie. So we have a black cop who's been on the force for a long time, and for some reason, he really hates white people. So when an interracial couple moves in right next door, he won't be having any of that.  Seriously, he looked like that for the entire movie.  The. Entire. Movie.  This is a horror movie based on a Stephen King story. You may run screaming in terror at any time. In this film, Sam plays a hotel manager who runs a marvelous old hotel that hides a terrible secret: Room 1408 eats people. That is, it melts your brain with a series of optical illusions until you kill yourself. Still, John Cusack wants to go in.  Of course he does.  Don't give me that, the room is haunted, and you know it.  Okay, maybe that one was embellished a bit.  Two men get into an accident on the highway. One is a lawyer who is in too much of a hurry doing lawyering things to want to mess about with an accident report, while the other is an insurance salesman who is also in a hurry but wants to do the right thing. So the lawyer leaves him there cackling. Now, one of these men is Ben Affleck, and the other is Samuel L. Jackson. Guess which one is the snobbish lawyer?  Who could have seen that one coming?  Black Justice. 5. Roland Cox, Jumper  You know, for some reason, it's a little hard to believe that Samuel L. Jackson would go around killing people simply because he rocks the Jesus a little hardcore, especially a fellow Jedi Knight in Hayden Christensen. I mean, if he was Darth Vader, sure, but right now he's just a kid with a bad haircut and Force powers.  If only he'd put the hood up…he'd seem more evil, AND would cover the Padawan cut.  Also, look at this image. Seriously, look at it:  Try to remember, this is Jules Winnfield, right there. With the BLONDE cornrows.  All right, a film about the streets! And who better to play a tough as nails detective investigation murder in the projects than Samuel L. Jack…  What the Hell? He looks like he's dressed for a night out at the pool hall, complete with fedora! Samuel L. Jackson does not wear fedoras, where would the afro go? Even the Frederick Douglass hair wouldn't work with that hat. Also, apparently this isn't a badass skull thumping cop on the streets film, it's a psychological thriller about a woman who killed her own kid after drugging him up on cough syrup so she could get her freak on without him interfering with his accusing looks and whining that he's hungry.  "You wanna…run that by me again?" 3. Calvin Hart, Kiss of Death  Take that film poster in for a second, before we get to Jackson. Seriously, just stare at it in sheer wonder. There are no actors that are more ridiculed on this great Internet of ours than David Caruso and Nick Cage. With Caruso, it's snappy one liners and sunglass fidgeting that earned him the ire of the World Wide Web, with Cage, it's….more complicated.  Now, picture those two starring in a movie with Sam Jackson. Keep in mind that this isn't some Marx Brothers slapstick comedy, which should totally be made because that would be the best movie ever, this is a serious film where people get killed by Nick Cage's beard.  And you thought that was a joke. For shame.  Sorry that this has gotten off track, but Jeeesus. The plot of this movie doesn't matter, except for Sam's a detective, Nick's a Mafioso, and Red's a career criminal kinda caught in the middle of the soul feud. Puns are the greatest. Look out, Nick Cage's beard!  AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!  The dreadlocks. Look at the dreadlocks.  McElroy. Notice the lack of dreadlocks.  No, no, freaking no. The line needs to be drawn at Meat Loaf. 1. John Mills, Twisted  Now, the only way to give proper justice to this insanity is to tell you the plot, with no jokes added, this all happened. Ashley Judd is a cop that suffers from a bad past involving her father, who killed a bunch of people including her mother before being killed by his cop buddies. She's investigating a series of murders, all of them former lovers of hers. It seems like someone is setting her up for murder charges.  Well, wouldn't be the first time, would it?  Skeptical Samuel is skeptical! In conclusion… look out, Nick Cage's beard is back!  Oh never mind, it's just his mullet. |
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